REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN YOU CATCH YOUR PARENTS GOSSIPING ABOUT YOU TO FAMILY MEMBERS LIKE TALK SHIT GET HIT BITCH
(via eridanus--ampora)
[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”
“sure thing son whatchu need”
(via r-e-e-s-e-s--p-i-e-c-e-s)